Mergaitės toks jau būdas - - mylėti tą, kuris jos nemyli,ir atstumti tą, kuris ją myli.
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Mergaitės toks jau būdas - - mylėti tą, kuris jos nemyli,ir atstumti tą, kuris ją myli.
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o tie kurie negerbia panų ir nusikalba kaip apačioje esantis tai tkr nesusiras panos :)))
Wait, better question, why is she out of the kitchen!?
Why don't women need drivers licenses?
There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.
Why haven't any women ever gone to the moon?
It doesn't need cleaning yet
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, shes already been told twice.
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
Why did God create woman ?
To carry sperm from the bedroom to the toilet.
How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?
When the old one expects you to "do your share"
What is the difference between a woman and a catfish?
One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.